Mom and Dad Review

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Mom and Dad is a horror/comedy film from 2017 about an artificial mass psychosis that causes parents to murder their own children.  Carly and Josh Ryan spend the day trying to survive their parents murderous attempts, while society crumbles around them.

Spoiler Warning

Mom and Dad is all over the place with its narrative style.  There are several flashbacks thrown right in the middle of intense action scenes that sort of disrupt the flow of things.  There will be an abrupt cut from one scene to another just as the action was building up.  Initially its distracting but it does serve a purpose to help give context to the events that are currently going on.

I went into this thinking it was strictly a horror movie causing myself to be extremely confused by what was happening on the screen as a result.  Nicolas Cage plays Brent Ryan, the father of the two kids.  I thought Nics performance was initially over the top.  I found myself asking “what am I watching?” plenty of times as his character gave extremely exaggerated reactions to situations.  Knowing now that it was intentional, I can say that Cage stole the show.  His character was hilarious.  I broke out in laughter multiple times when he was on screen.  There was one scene where he was chasing his son Josh through the house while barking like a dog for some reason.  In another scene he has a meltdown over his wife asking him why he bought a pool table when he doesn’t even like pool, so he procees to destroy it with a sledgehammer while singing the hokey pokey while his wife doesn’t seem fazed by this behavior.  This movie is one of Cages best performances in recent memory.

All in all this movie is entertaining.  I liked the action, and Cages hilarious acting.  The plot really isn’t new, movies like The Signal, The Crazies, and Cell have all done the “something turns people into murderous psychos” thing before.  Mom and Dad is the first thats added comedy to the mix though, and it does it well.

6.5/10

-Andre

 

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Upcoming Horror Movies 2018

2017 bought some pretty good horror movies like Get Out, IT, Creep 2, and Alien Covenant.  2018 is shaping up to be a good year for horror as well.  We’ve had A Quiet Place, Veronica, and the Ritual that were pretty good, but there’s a lot more coming out to keep your horror hungers satiated!

The First Purge

Always been a fan of the Purge series, they’re fun and entertaining.  The latest entry looks to up the chaos in all the best ways.  We get to see how the country came to the point where the concept of an annual purge was a good idea to implement.

The Nun

A spin off of the popular Conjuring series.  This one follows the creepy character that had a minor part in Conjuring 2.

The Meg

Another shark attack movie, except this one features a giant shark!  This one looks to be a blockbuster.  Will it measure up to Jaws?  Probably not.  Will it be good?  I hope so.

Venom

Venom actually looks amazing in the trailer.  Follows Eddie Brock as he becomes one of the most iconic comic book villains ever.  Somehow there’s no Spider-Man in this and that worries me.  Might have to sit this one out till its on DVD.

Slender Man

Based on the popular creepypasta meme that’s been floating around for a bit.  This one looks like it’ll be genuinely creepy.

Predator

Another Predator movie!  As long as its better than Predator 2 it should be a hit.

Halloween(2018)

The original scream queen returns for the “final” (they said that last time) showdown with her deranged brother Michael.  This one takes place 40 years after the original film ignoring the previous sequels.

Overlord

World War II movie that takes place on D-day.  US troopers drop behind enemy lines to find a Nazi occupied village experimenting with supernatural forces.  J. J. Abrams is attached and there’s speculation that it could be related to the Cloverfield franchise.  Giant monsters maybe?

Suspiria

An american travels to Europe to join a prestigious dance academy.  She finds herself in the midst of brutal murders that may have a supernatural connection.  This ones a remake of the 1977 film.  Never saw it, but I plan to before this one comes out.

-Andre

Creep 2 Review

Creep-2 posterCreep 2 is the sequel to the sleeper hit CreepCreep 2 picks up the story of the “Peachfuzz killer,” as he takes out another ad for a videographer.  Sara, an up and coming video artist answers his ad and upon their initial meeting he confesses to her that he’s a serial killer.  Sara doesn’t believe him but decides to stay and film him anyway, hoping it’ll be interesting enough to bring attention to her art.  By the end of their day together she laments answering that ad when she realizes she’s made a big mistake.

Spoiler Warning

Creep 2 is similar to the first film in tone, but it doesn’t really have the same slow burn as the first. In this movie we learn more about Peachfuzz, from his past and his motivations for what he does.  Yet he still manages to keep the same mysterious persona even as he reveals details about himself that may or may not be true.  From the start of the film, Peachfuzz is going through a sort of midlife crisis, hes killed thirty-nine people so far and after his 39th kill he feels unfulfilled and believes that he needs to do something spectacular for his 40th kill.  This causes him to have internal conflicts that bubble to the surface of his usually hard to read behavior when interacting with Sara.  Contrary to the first movie where he was disarmingly friendly, he’s erratic and sets off multiple red flags causing Sara to arm herself for protection.

Unlike with his previous friendship with Aaron, Peachfuzz bonds more with Sara as she displays some of the same eccentric behavior that he does.  Tactics that he’d used to toy with Aaron, and most likely victims before him were fairly ineffective on Sara.  Everything he’d do to try and throw her off or cause her unease, she’d respond in kind.  This lead to an interesting dynamic as its still obvious that Sara doesn’t believe him about being a serial killer, but we can see that Peachfuzz is achieving some sort of calm as the day goes on.  This ultimately leads to him deciding that his 40th kill will be himself, as he attempts various suicide attempts, culminating in Sara deciding she’d had enough.  As with Aaron in the first film, Peachfuzz manages to expertly manipulate her back to him and letting her guard down.  Peachfuzz attempts yet another suicide attempt, this one causing Sara to realize he’s been telling her the truth about who he is this entire time.  Following this final attempt, Sara is wounded but manages to escape.

Creep 2 follows its predecessors formula and improves on it.  Although the plot remains roughly the same, he characters are still intriguing and engaging.  I like the development they’ve given to Peachfuzz, he went from being this quirky, mysterious weirdo, to a more complex villain with internal struggles that still leave you questioning his actions.  Is he genuinely trying to find someone to be his companion or is this just how he gets close to his victims?  Overall I enjoyed this movie and can’t wait for the third title in the series.

8/10

-Andre

Bedeviled Review

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Bedeviled is a supernatural horror film released in 2016.  Bedeviled follows a group of high school friends who all get a link from their friends phone after her mysterious death.  Naturally, they all click it and have an unknown app called “Mr. Bedevil” installed to their phones.  The app is essential Apples Siri, if she were Pennywise the Dancing Clown.  Mr. Bedevil is some kind of supernatural force that preys on the fears of those who install the app, eventually scaring them to death.

I found this film to be lackluster yet entertaining for all the wrong reasons.  For starters I find it hard to believe that six kids would click a random link sent from their dead friends phone.  Also from the beginning Mr. Bedevil lets on to the kids that he knows everything about them and is capable of controlling their environment.  I don’t think many people would be comfortable with an app that they known nothing about having the ability to control appliances in their home, but these kids initially love it until things get more malicious.  Mr. Bedevil never really goes after any of the teens unless they’re alone, which they happen to be for the majority of the film.  There are six teens in the film being stalked by the app and we only see one of the teens parents for a few minutes.  The rest of the kids are shown walking home on deserted streets, changing in empty locker rooms, sitting home alone, and running through empty parking structures alone.  I’m not sure why they felt the need to have the characters isolated so much as the movie shows at one point that Mr. Bedevil is capable of possessing other people around them in order to harass them.

The movie borrows heavily from other films in the horror genre, the grudge, the ring,  final destination, and IT.  There were actually two scenes that were exact copies from IT in this.  The characters were pretty bad and stupid and their solutions made no sense.  They realize that the Mr. Bedevil uses their fears to kill them, yet none of them make any attempt to overcome what they’re afraid of.  One of the characters had a fear of her grandmother when she was a child and Mr. Bedevil is still able to torment her with this fear years later.  Their solutions to get rid of the app make no sense from the information given in the movie.  They cant uninstall it by regular means.  One character literally breaks his phone and it’s magically repaired before him.  But somehow the solution to get rid of the app is to write a code that uninstalls it when Mr. Bedevil is in their world and it works for some reason.  How though?  The app installed itself to their phones in the first place once they clicked the link and can manipulate the world at will.  Even though they uninstall it whats stopping the spirit from just installing it on their phones again?  If it can magically repair a destroyed phone in a blink of an eye how does uninstalling the program do anything?

Overall this movie is riddled with cheap jump scares and a cliche plot that drags.   The acting was bland.  Characters seemed bored when they spoke to each other.  I liked Mr. Bedevil even though his “original form” is laughably bad the different forms he would take to torment his victims were pretty creepy.  There were some scenes that were funny on purpose, such as when one teen was talking to Mr. Bedevil on the bus and got insulted. As well as some that were unintentionally funny, same teen as before is being chased through the parking structure by Mr. Bedevil and runs past the exit to outside and gets cornered.  All in all its a pretty “meh” film.

4/10

-Andre

Killing Ground Review

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Killing Ground is an Australian horror/thriller movie from 2017.  It’s the story of a couple taking a camping trip for New Year’s Eve in the Australian outback.  The pair decide to camp on a remote beach next to an abandoned tent, believing the occupants would return later on.  Their trip takes a drastic turn for the worse when they find a baby wandering their campsite the next day.

Killing Ground is a slow movie.  It’s an hour and a half long, and it doesn’t get interesting until about the last thirty minutes.  The movie throws you off with its use of flashbacks between scenes, as you don’t initially know that they’re flashbacks.  It takes a minute to realize what’s happening with this and it kind of distracts from the movie until you figure it out.  The acting in this was decent, characters played their roles convincingly.  The couple played their roles really well, particularly the doctor.   The villains are your basic cookie cutter woods psychos in the spirit of Eden Lake, Wolf Creek, or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, except they’re dumber.  It works for them though because the protagonists aren’t the smartest as well.  The movie has some scenes in it that leave a bad taste in your mouth, but thankfully you never really see them happen in real time.  One thing that I really didn’t like about this movie was the ending.  It leaves loose ends that I feel should’ve been resolved.

SPOILERS

The couple kill their captor after crashing the car and wake up in the hospital and we don’t get to see them interact which I feel takes away from some character development possibilities.  When things really got intense, the doctor abandoned his fiance.  The viewer as well as the fiance are initially led to believe that he left her because he was saving the baby, but no, he left them both to save himself.  I think that it would’ve been interesting to see how this whole ordeal effected their relationship, or if they even still had one.

The movie never shows what happens with the baby.  The last you see of him he’s alive and unconscious in the grass being guarded by a dog.  This is before the couple even kills their captor and wakes up in the hospital the next day.  It’s reasonable to assume that the authorities found the couple as when the doctor left he came back with police who were promptly killed by the psycho.  Logically if two cops went to investigate a murder and were never heard from again would more cops not show up?  Did these additional cops search the area?  Did they find the dog guarding the baby?  We’ll never know and that sucks.

Altogether it’s a decent thriller with good acting but the pacing, the way they use flashbacks, and the ending hold it back from being good to me.

5/10

-Andre

 

Would You Rather Review

would-you-rather-2012-poster01Would You Rather is a horror movie about a young woman living with her sick brother struggling to make ends meet.  She accepts a dinner invitation from the wealthy Lambrick family under the pretense of having a chance to change her life by simply playing a game.  Unfortunately for her and the seven other guests, Mr. Lambricks game isn’t as harmless as advertised.  As can be gleaned from the title, the guests end up playing a harrowing game of Would You Rather, with rounds increasing in intensity as the night goes on and players drop out.

I thought Would You Rather was relatively entertaining.  The acting was OK, I can’t really point at anything and say it was specifically bad but you won’t be blown away by anyone’s acting chops on the other hand.  The characters aren’t too interesting, no one really has a standout personality or significant character development. I have a hard time remembering any of the other guests besides the main protagonist.  They’re given little to no backstory outside of an initial introduction when they all arrive.  Outside of maybe three characters you don’t find out what’s going on in their lives and why they’re in need of Lambricks charity.

The story was average as well, a bunch of guests get tricked and taken advantage of by a rich sociopath.  It’s a formula that’s been done before and Would You Rather brings nothing new to the field in that regard.  If you’ve any experience with horror movies this one’s fairly predictable at times.  There’s some scenes that make you cringe, such as when Lambrick has a guest slit their own eye open with a razor instead of attempting a two minute submerge in a water filled barrel.  Then there’s scenes that turn out to be unintentionally hilarious due to a dumb decision by the characters, such as when a guest takes down an armed guard, yet he decides to advance on Lambrick with a whip instead of taking the guards gun and is promptly shot dead.

Would You Rather provides a decent amount of entertainment for a night.  It brings nothing new to the genre, yet it doesn’t ruin anything as well.  It’s an alright movie that doesn’t leave an impression.

5/10

-Andre

Bride of Re-animator review

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Last night I decided to check out Bride of Re-animator.  Let me start by saying I’m a huge fan of horror movies.  Horror is practically all I watch these days.  If you’ve seen the first Re-animator movie you’d know that its practical, gory effects are a major component of what makes the movie.  It’s a story about a medical student, Herbert West, and his friend Dan Cain and their attempts to conquer death through reanimation of dead tissue.  I was a big fan of the original because of the unsettling gore and the subtle humor throughout.

To me a good horror movie has great practical effects, a good story that I can’t predict the ending to halfway through, and elements of comedy; intentional or unintentional.  The storyline and the world created in the movie plays a big role just as the CGI and the acting.  The best movie examples of this concept are The Thing and The Mist.  My favorite movie of all time is The Thing, the original, not the remake that was spoiled by bad CGI. The Mist created a suspenseful atmosphere which didn’t rely on CGI to weave a psychological horror film which truly blew me away.  Even though the monsters are CGI the story, atmosphere, and acting made up for it.  As with The Thing you have an outside threat that’s so overwhelming that fear and paranoia takes over the survivors making them just as much of a threat to each other as the monster creating an interesting dynamic that I thought was great.

Bride of Re-animator arguably upped the gore over its predecessor, though it wasn’t as humorous.  Some of the scenes were exactly like the first which kind of bored me as it was something that I’d seen already.  Altogether, I would say it was a pretty average horror movie with great effects and it’s worth a watch if you’re into gory horror or just a horror fan in general.  There’s enough blood, severed limbs, and guts to keep gore fiends happy.  I’d give this one a 5/10, best when you’re in the mood for a campy and cheesy horror in the spirit of 80s and early 90s gore flicks.

-Andre